I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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