I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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