Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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