we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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