We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I could fuck to npr.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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