the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize
