theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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