The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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