You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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