I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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