Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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