I must be too annoying 4 u.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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