what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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