if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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