i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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