Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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