ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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