i permit you to call me
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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