thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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