It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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