This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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