whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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