we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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