Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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