We won't sleep together?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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