My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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