Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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