Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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