you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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