Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We left the knife in your bed.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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