All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I love you.
Bad choice
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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