My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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