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(702): View more from Nevada

Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?

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You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.

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so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.

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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.

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You are a terrible person.

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I just try to be optimistic...

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(303): View more from Colorado

Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.

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