Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
i think my cat just said my name.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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