we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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