Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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