Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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