physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
