Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So much rum. So many feels.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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