Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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