can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Randomize
