it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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