in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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