I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
it was like eating out sand paper
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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