I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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