What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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