i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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