You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Panties = found
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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