my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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