Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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