So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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