he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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