i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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