Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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