I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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