I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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