Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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